## Description _You’re at the Zoo! Can You Touch a Camel?_ is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which the protagonist is a depressed loser who believes [...]

## Description _You ‘re at Dinner with Your Friends Don Draper and Roger Sterling. Can You Eat the Most Oysters?_ is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in [...]

## Description _You’re a Self-Driving Car. Can You Become Sentient and Go Through a Drive- Thru?_ is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which the player is [...]

## Description _You’re a Grocery Store Delivery Boy. Can You Deliver a Pound of Ground Beef to the Astronauts on the International Space Station?_ is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic [...]

## Description _You ‘re A Giant Squid. Can You Fight And Defeat A Boat?_ is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which the player is placed in the role of a [...]

## Description _You’re a Germ! Can You Make Bruce Springsteen Sick Enough to Cancel a Concert?_ is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which famous musician [...]

## Description _You’re a Farmer! Can You Squeeze the Milk Out of All the Animals?_ is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which the player is placed in the [...]

## Description _You’re Adam, the First Man! Can You Eat the Right Fruit and Overthrow God?_ is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which the player is placed [...]