Pizza vs. Skeletons
### iTunes Store Description
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You are BIG. You are TASTY. You are kicking some brittle undead @$$!
Top 10 iOS games of 2012 -Metacritic.com “Ridiculous yet Amazing” -USA Today
“Best Casual Game of 2012” -Best App Ever Awards
Pizza Vs. Skeletons is an epic, ridiculous, 2D platform game designed from the
ground up for iOS. You control a 25-foot-tall pizza as it smashes through a
horde of undead rivals on land, sea, and in outer space.
Recent upgrades (version 1.1-1.65):
+ 20 New levels in 2 all new chapters, 100% free! + 2 Additional level
styles, biplane and roof hopper! + 6 New Secret Ingredients + 3 New
Achievements + Improved graphics for iPhone 5+ and iPad 3, 4 + Improved
speed + Improved score and photo sharing + Improved sound effect device
support and playback levels + Mute sounds from the Pause menu + Support for
English, French, Italian, German, and Spanish + New health indicator
OUR PROMISE TO YOU: No ads. No getting suckered into buying more stuff later.
The whole game, for one price, for all updates, forever.
WARNING! This is not a casual game! Each level has three tiers of challenges
and things can get pretty tough by the end! (Don’t worry, we’ll ease you in
gently!) It requires iOS 6.0+ running on an iPhone (3GS, 4, 4S, 5, 5C, 5S),
iPod Touch (4th, 5th generation), or iPad (2, 3, 4, mini). This is a big
download and will require a Wi-Fi connection.
What can a 25-foot-tall pizza do? Well, pretty much EVERYTHING*
= Crush fossilized ostriches = Rescue Schnauzer puppies = Stomp obnoxious
cupids = Learn Karate = Sumo wrestle an alien = Ski with comrades = Demolish a
haunted skyscraper = Eat fugu = Bounce on space marshmallows = Smash the great
pyramids = Celebrate Dia de los Muertos = Grow a mohawk = Visit the moon =
Protect civilians = Raid a meat factory = Thwart a UFO abduction = Teach
baseball players a lesson they will never forget = Plunder cash = Be a pirate
= Don’t be a pirate = Be a pirate with an ant’s mouth = Destroy a perfectly
good log cabin = Get pummeled by teddy bears = Go nuclear =
*Yes, you can actually do all this and far more!
FEATURES
+ 120 fantastically ridiculous levels + 3 distinct challenges in each level
+ Dozens of enemies + Huge bosses + Customize the perfect hero–add
peppers, a powdered wig, be a peanut butter and jelly sandwich… design over
A QUARTER MILLION PIZZAS! + Facebook and Twitter: post pictures of your
tricked-out hero and brag about your hi-scores + Universal App: buy it once,
play on iPhone, iPad, and iPod Touch + Game Center: online leaderboards and
challenging achievements + High-definition “Retina” graphics for iPhone
4/4S/5 and iPad 3/4
Not convinced? Try the first 10 levels in the FREE version! Once you’re ready
to upgrade to this version, your progress will transfer over automatically.
―――――――――― Riverman Media is two brothers who have dedicated their lives to
the art of 2D game making ――――――――――
Pizza vs. Skeletons