Its the most frustrating paddle and ball game you’ve ever played but we guarantee you’ll want just one more go!

## About This Game
Its like PONG on drugs. Its like a Brick Breaker game but theres no bricks and
its actually fun to play. It really is that good!
## ONE BUTTON IS ALL YOU NEED!
Press ANY button on the keyboard (or left mouse click) and your paddle changes
direction. That’s it! Soooo simple BUT fiendishly difficult.
Before you turn the game off though, give it another go. And then another, and
another. We promise you’ll get better at it. It just takes practise.
## YOU WILL DIE A LOT!
Its got frantic gameplay, cool effects, upgrades, power-ups and you will die a
lot. When we say a lot we mean A LOT! You’ll be hearing the catchphrase “YOU
IS DEAD” in your sleep.
## TOP TIPS!
So how do you play this amazing Paddle and Ball game? It really is very
simple:

* Press ANY button and the paddle changes direction.
* Hit the top of the screen 5 times and you receive an upgrade.
* Hit 3 skulls and a Power-Up will drop. Get the GUNS! GUNS are cool! oh, so is the BOM. Get the BOM – BOOM!
* Tea breaks are cool. Remember to flex your fingers, relax and blink! Tea breaks are short!

Now go and do something amazing like beating the local high score in the game.
HA! Like thats ever going to happen – YOU IS DEAD!

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