Use our innovative patented funky fresh ChairFucker simulation tech to meet the chair of your wildest dreams.

## About This Game
Chairfucker is an immersive, engaging gaming “experience” that helps players
connect with not only themselves, but the world around them. Nowadays with
phones, texting, massive pandemic events, this story needs to be told: The
story of a soul, looking to reach out and connect. Chairfucker is the story of
love and loneliness in dark times. Chairfucker is an experience where gamers
get to really saddle up and settle into hardcore chair intercourse twitch
gaming. Every second counts in this intense, society-challenging game.
## Lock on
and fire away with over 100,000,000 unique chair dating experiences. Enjoy the
DEPTH of the story by reading chairs’ dating profiles. Fuck those chairs if
you want. Choose which chairs to fuck! Call chairs on the phone! SCREAM LIKE A
VERY LOUD GOAT!
Open a portal to hell, but beware of what’s on the other side! It’s a chair!
Or is it yourself.
## Get your gamer eggs in a tizzy with this Simulation
* Blast your way through 1 environment
* Learn the dark truth behind every Chair, what secrets unite them?
* Fuck your way to the top of the chair pile
* Truly control the impact of your pelvic thrusts
* Menus
* Animation!
* Clicking
* Double clicking
* Save game data!
* Amazing!

## Mature Content Description
The developers describe the content like this:
Cartoonish references to passionate chair fucking, but no blatant genitalia.
Lots of fucking cussing tho. Shit.

Chair Fucking Simulator