Following antecedents such as Coil and a mini-game from Leisure Suit Larry:
Magna Cum Laude, the player in this game controls the movements of a dapper
spermatazoa, keen on shortening the _vas deferens_ between men and women and
hoping to “make a princess” (as he sings, jauntily) as soon as he reaches the
Of course, as it is extraordinary to encounter them singly, there is a peloton
of other sperm to contend with, all with similar hopes. The player must
outrace them, whipping their little flagellum to the best of their ability.
What this translates to in terms of gameplay is steering around the changing
contours of the geography the player traverses, while pressing up and giving a
turbo boost of speed on the straightways.