The world’s best mass llama-slaughter roguelike-lite-ish couch co-op twin-stick top-down shooter.

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The world’s best mass llama-slaughter roguelike-lite-ish couch co-op top-down twin-stick shooter.
VALA is a frantic top-down shooter where you remotely pilot an endless supply of mechs from your ocean carrier offshore of the apocalypse, fighting through the llama hordes to take down The Llamanati.
Features
How the game works
An awesome foursome
Physics gone-wild
Take down llama scum with your special abilities
Hollywood quality CG
Llamas! Llamas everywhere!
Totally Realistic
Steam
Rave Reviews
“How do you sleep at night?” – my Grandmother (really)

Vicious Attack Llama Apocalypse Key Features:
1, 1 to 4 player local couch-co-op
2, A massive, changing city to explore
3, Every playthrough is unique
4, Campaign and endless modes
5, Full controller and keyboard/mouse support
6, Dozens of weapons to unlock
7, A plethora of perks to unlock
8, Hundreds of bad puns, narrated for your pleasure
9, A fancy switch to turn off blood & gore
10, No in-game loading time, ever
11, Start each playthrough with a stock mech and guns – pray that Llamazon blesses you!
12, Weapons and perks that you’ve unlocked can get dropped in by Llamazon drones
13, There are no “health packs” – do you think this is some sort of game?!
14, Over 19 Steam achievements
15, Steam Cloud
16, Global leaderboards
17, Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system