### iTunes Store Description
TNNS (pronounced “Tennis”) is a game about bouncing and bending balls. It’s a
game about keeping your eyes on balls.
Sometimes there are a lot of balls. Too bad you only have two eyes.
Your psychic paddle zips to your finger. Wiggle to bend ball paths once (or
twice) to make tricky shots in two hot modes.
TNNS For One: It’s you and a never-ending sequence of progressively trickier
levels. Collect star coins; smash star boxes to proceed. Survive as long as
you can. Spend money to buy power-ups to boost your scores. Brag to your
friends on Facebook or Game Center.
TNNS For Two: If you play TNNS with a friend, they might become your best
friend . . . or your worst enemy. Bring the skills you’ve sharpened in single-
player to a multi-ball challenge. Bend and swerve. Stage crazy fake-outs. Sink
epic shots. Scream when you win; scream when you lose.
We plan to submit TNNS to the Pulitzer Prize committee. (*As of this writing,
the Pulitzer Prize committee does not have a category for games. We expect
them to make one.)
We also plan to submit TNNS to the Nobel Prize committee, in the “physics”
category. (*As of this writing, the Nobel Prize does not accept games as
submissions. We expect them to make an exception.)
Those last two paragraphs were jokes.
You will never see the whole game: Each trip into the single-player endless
mode of TNNS sees you through a path of levels randomly selected from over 500
hand-crafted layouts. The probability of your seeing everything in this game
is about as high as the probability of your climbing Mount Everest with one
hand tied behind your back. And: spoiler alert — some of the harder layouts
are just plain weird.
That’s right — Hand-Crafted: The levels aren’t random arrangements; they’re
premeditated first-degree obstacle gauntlets designed to always surprise you.
Some blocks you break; some blocks you bump; some blocks stay put. Black holes
teleport your balls. Sometimes, everything is spinning. And sometimes, it’s a
chaos freak-out. TNNS is like a pinball machine married a jazz band and had a
million weird babies.
Your iOS Device is now a portable party: Anywhere you bring your iPad or
iPhone is a place where people are going to like you unconditionally.
Experience the shrieking joy of Party Mode — where players compete for goals
. . . or for stars. Or for both! It’s your party: just keep your eyes on the
balls. Bend; be tricky. Out-think your opponent. One thing you won’t have to
think about is Having Fun: we’ve already done that thinking for you.
Power up, get down: Spend the stars you’ve earned in single-player or
multiplayer to buy power-ups at the in-game shop. Make your paddle bigger.
Double the coins you’ll earn. Start your next game with an extra ball (or
three). Equip boosters to three slots that you can activate when you want: pop
a multi-ball to triple your fun, or launch a fireball to tear a stage apart —
if you can control its awesome power.
Customize: Maybe you’d prefer the background look like a football field.
Maybe you want the ball to look like a basketball. We like you, so we want you
to be happy. Head to the customize shop and go nuts.
Play how you want: It’s your iOS device. So play how you want. TNNS is a
landmark first* in iOS app Design: the game does not rotate as you rotate your
device. The scoreboard, however, does. Play right handed — or left-handed.
Play with the screen held upright and the paddle at the bottom. Or play with
the paddle at the top, if you’re feeling feisty. (*Note: Statistic refers only
to the 148 apps we have evaluated out of millions available.)
You’ll want more: So we’ll give you more. There are more levels in this game
than you can ever see. And we’re making more. Downloading TNNS today is just
the beginning — we’re going to keep pumping it full of new levels. We’ve
already made a game you literally won’t be able to get enough of; now watch us
keep making too much of it.
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