Play as a little purple square who just wants to have coins and not get scammed.

## About This Game
This is a game in which being scammed is a feature. You will be trying to mind
your own business and collect coin-like objects while being hunted by evil red
squares. But out of no where you will get scammed. This game is also a scam,
it is clearly a scam I would not recommend playing this for your whole life.
Spending money on this will not change your life in any way. However it might
help you pass the time, the loading screen is pretty long so there’s a cool
feature. It is totally intentional too. The game has state of the art pixel
graphics, and the music will help you sleep. By sleep I mean, obviously you
will have nightmares, but you will close the game so quickly you will not be
on your computer anymore. This game is clearly a public service that should be
rewarded with the utmost respect.

Controls are:
WASD to move
Space to shoot
Cursor to get scammed

The Scam