## Description
A very minimalist implementation of an old concept, what it lacks in
originality it makes up for in whimsical novelty of setting: the player here
is in charge of shearing the thick mats of fur from some person’s simulated
hairy, hairy chest. Adding to the strangeness, rather than taking this task on
with a straight or safety razor, the exercise is conducted with a little lawn
mower.
On each of five levels, the player has 30 seconds to garner as high a score as
possible by using the arrow keys to steer around obstacles such as traffic
cones (and sensitive nipples!) while plotting a course over hairy patches of
chest skin. Mercifully, no sequels emerged to speculate into further realms of
gameplay suggested by other areas of personal grooming.
The Hairy Chestival Game