Swipe right for the brand new crazy physics-based dating simulator, Table Manners! Tonight’s the night, you’ve secured a date and you’re off to the most glamorous restaurant you know, there’s only one problem – you’re a disembodied hand with a knack for catastrophe!
## About This Game
“This is probably one of the best physics-based games I’ve played in forever!
It’s absolutely amazing and I love everything about it”
Drae – Content Creator
“…Absolutely Hilarious!”
CaptainSauce – Content Creator
Nice job, it’s official – you’re a catch: you’ve bagged yourself a date. A
night of romance is yours to enjoy, if you play your cards right.
You don’t get a second chance to make a first impression. You’ve booked the
fanciest restaurant in town, put on your cleanest underwear, and your date
looks totally unreal. But getting to the table is the easy part. Even the most
perfect of evenings can quickly fall apart as you fight against Table Manner’s
glorious physics. Before you know it, you’ll be putting out your third table
fire with a half-finished glass of pinot grigio.
From humble restaurants to sushi bars, ice bars and even a plane – each venue
contains a number of unique gameplay mechanics and challenges that you must
navigate in order to impress your date. As your reputation grows you will
unlock more and more potential dates with even more sophisticated challenges
and dating scenarios.
* Restaurants for every flavour:
Dine in a number of restaurants; from fast-paced sushi bars to rockin’ boats
and slidin’ ice bars, the skies the limit when it comes to the scope of
dating-based objectives! Wait, what do you mean there’s a zero gravity
restaurant?!
* Hands-on Customisation:
Want in-depth customisation to be a six feet tall athlete, have a six pack,
make six figures and have at least six inc- NO! You’re a disembodied hand and
you can customise yourself with an assortment of nails, accessories and
tattoos. Life’s dealt you a bad hand, and you’re the hand.
* Realistic* App-Dating System:
It’s time to move on from Pam. Table Manners allows you to chat, joke and
flirt your way to dinner table with anyone you desire, just treat them right –
if you can’t handle them at their worst you don’t deserve them at their best.
*We took liberties to ensure you actually get matches in this one, honest!
**Your matches in Table Manners are actually soulless computers – just like
real life! Expect these ones aren’t after your credit card details.
* Calamitous Chaos:
The most perfect date can quickly become disastrous as Table Manners’ physics
collide and a domino effect takes place before your very eyes. Never before
has lighting a candle for romance been so fraught with danger.
Minimum System Requirements | Recommended System Requirements | |
CPU | Intel i5-760 (4*2800) or equivalent | Intel Core i7-6700 or equivalent |
RAM | 4 GB RAM | 8 GB RAM |
OS | Windows 7/8.1/10 x64 | Windows 7/8/10 x64 |
Graphics Card | GeForce GTX 460 (1024 MB) or equivalent | NVIDIA Geforce 1060 or equivalent |
Direct X | Version 11 | Version 11 |
SOUND CARD | N/A | N/A |
HDD Space | 2 GB available space | 2 GB available space |