StupidAdoptables

StupidAdoptables was a spoof of adoptable pet games in which all the
available “pets” were literal pieces of garbage, such as a hair-covered
toothbrush or a moldy box of Chinese takeout. Players adopted pets by picking
random garbage bags, which then had to be clicked a certain number of times by
other players before they would open to reveal their contents. The “grown”
pets could then participate in joke battles with other players’ pets, the
outcomes of which were randomly decided.