S*M*A*S*H*E*D

Pigseye Peers is a newly-qualified surgeon sent to join the mobile military
hospital unit in Korea – the Strangest Mobile Army Surgical Hospital East of
Detroit, or S*M*A*S*H*E*D for short. Thus, the game is a clear spoof of the
very popular TV series, M*A*S*H*. It is an adventure using text inputs with
occasional graphics.

Your job is to get a still back, but you have no idea where it is nor how to
get it – the supplied instructions offer little more than a command list.
Usually, you will get a description of the room, as well as a listing of
items, vehicles, and possible exits. To go in another direction, all you need
to do is just enter the first letter of the direction that you want to go (eg:
N for north).