Perhaps this game will teach you patience. Stick with it! I’ll be right there with you. In your earhole.

## About This Game

*Splat* *Plorp* *Squet* *Pfft*

You’re a piece of goop stuck in a loop. All you can do is jump and stick to
make the loop roll using physics. You can aim your jump and have some air
control, so it’s a matter of being patient and clever in order to build up
enough momentum to get over hills and other obstacles.

* Roll the loop up hills, over gaps, and other obstacles.
* Be encouraged/entertained/enraged by my narration as you attempt to reach the top.
* Fall back down and lose a bunch of progress, probably.
* Question your life choices.
* Discover new goop colors.

Goop Loop