For centuries, philosophers and mathematicians have gazed up at the night sky and wondered: “Is there Golf On Mars?
## About This Game
The year is 2866. The planet Mars is 35% terraformed, finally enough to allow
the playing of the game of.. Golf!
Golf across an infinite* rocky Martian surface. Discover golfing obstacles
that make us Earthlings gasp in awe!
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*Infinity is impossible to represent on any non-quantum computer. In actuality there are roughly 25,770,000,000 golf holes in this game.
In 2020, NASA will launch the Perseverance rover to search for life and golf
on Mars. The journey there will take 200 days,
If you were to play one hole of Golf On Mars every 30 seconds during that
journey, you would only be able to complete 0.002% of the game (576000 holes).
If you were a paleolithic hunter-gatherer gazing up at the Red planet one
night during your traversal of the ice bridge connecting Russia to Alaska
at the last glacial maximum 24515 years ago and a time traveler brought an
iPhone for you and your tribe to ritually play a hole of Golf On Mars every 30
seconds,
it would take until the present day to complete all the holes.
But this is not a realistic simulation.
For example, if the ball is 16 pixels wide on your screen then the typical
hole will be 1200 pixels away.
Scaling this to the size of a real ball (1.68 inches), it’s as if the hole is
only 3.5 yards away!
A realistic 18 hole golf course where the fairways are 3.5 yards away would
only require about 1300 square feet of land.
However, gravity on Mars is 38% that of Earth’s gravity, so you could hit a
ball 7 times farther, or roughly 1400 yards for a good player.
This 18 hole course then needs to be to 64000 square feet. You could cover the
entire surface of Mars with 241 billion of these golf courses.
Therefore, you could easily fit all the holes in Golf On Mars on the surface
of Mars.
Mars is par 3, so aim to finish in under 77 billion strokes.
Minimum System Requirements | ||
CPU | 1.0 GHz | |
RAM | 128 MB RAM | |
OS | Windows 10, 8, 7, Vista, XP | |
Graphics Card | 128 MB | |
HDD Space | 5 MB available space |
Minimum System Requirements | ||
CPU | 1.0 GHz | |
RAM | 128 MB RAM | |
OS | 10.10 | |
Graphics Card | 128 MB | |
HDD Space | 5 MB available space |
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