Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale is a series of cow puns masquerading as a new kind of roguelite

## About This Game
It was a normal day on a normal farm. The cows were grazing, the farmers
farming, the Yak yakking.

Suddenly, a divine creature floated down from the heavens. “I am the Provalone
Prophet. The Milky Messiah. I am the holy cow.” She bellowed.”I come bearing a
gift.” With an otherworldly MOO, she turned a patch of grass to a sparkling
shade of gold. “Once the farmers meet their end, to this pasture you must
send, the biggest, strongest, toughest cow, that makes the others all say wow.
On this cow I will bestow, a gift that all envy below.” She declared. The cows
didn’t have much else going on. And so the game began.
## Description

Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale is a series of cow puns masquerading as a new
kind of roguelite. Try to claim the divine pasture while picking up items
along the way to improve your build! But be careful: every player’s run is
recorded, and you’ll be playing against the ghosts of every run attempted in
the same day, including your own!
## Planned Features:

The demo is a very early alpha build, and we’d love to hear your suggestions!

* Tons more items, including new equipment and passives!
* Cowstomization! Many more heads and bodies will be available for your cow, and you’ll be able to mix and match!
* Leaderboards
* A Yak shopkeeper!
* Special events on certain dates!
* Alpacalypse?

Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale