Drunk Santa Simulator is the simulator you have been waiting for since your first xmas. Become Santa, a raging alcoholic with anger management issues. Discover how shitty Santa’s job is, how annoying all those letters and the bloody elves really are.
## About This Game
Drunk Santa Simulator is the simulator you have been waiting for since your
first Xmas. Become Santa, a raging alcoholic with anger management issues.
Discover how shitty Santa’s job is, how annoying all those letters and the
bloody elves really are. But when you get close to having enough and quitting,
use your trusty bottle of vodka to power up with XXXmas spirit and keep going.
## Make your elves work
The elves need a little something stronger to get going. Help them out by
giving them something good to drink and they will show their gratitude by
using their new found strength for making presents for you to deliver.
## Deliver presents
Customize your sleigh for better performance and looks. Pack your cargo so it
fits, put those Tetris skills to a test. Take good care of your reindeer, the
better they feel further and faster you will go. Be careful when you’re high
and up in the air – it’s easy to get into an accident or fall off when you’ve
had a little bit too much of the good stuff.
## Sneak in
People don’t believe you exist. That means if they see you, you will end up on
youtube and the news. You don’t want that to happen! Use stealth, the
environment your cunning and good alcohol to find a way into peoples’ homes
without getting caught or leaving a trace of your presence.
## Make decisions
You are Santa. All those letters are addressed to you. You make the call if
little Johnny gets that bike he always wanted. Maybe he doesn’t deserve it?
Maybe, he should be punished instead? It’s always up to you, and the only
person you answer is yourself.
## Stock up on supplies
Remember how people were taught to leave cookies for Santa? Well, that simply
won’t do. You will need something with a little bit more power. Once you drink
that, you will need something with a lot of calories. So make yourself at home
in other people’s homes and always be ready to take whatever food and drink
and more drink that you so rightfully deserve.
Difficult situations call for complex solutions. Keep your wits about you and
be ready to improvise whenever necessary. No solutions is off limits,
sometimes only the most crazy ideas will solve your problem. Maybe you will
need the kind of inspiration that can only be found at the bottom of a bottle
of vodka. With that, a crazy idea might seem more plausible… and it just
|Minimum System Requirements|
|CPU||Intel Core i3 3.0 GHz|
|RAM||4 GB RAM|
|OS||Windows(64-bit) 7 or Newer|
|Graphics Card||GeForce GTX 560 / AMD R7-260X|
|Direct X||Version 9.0|
|HDD Space||20 GB available space|