Destroy all asteroids and your self esteem! Prove that you are not a NOOB reaching the perfect score of 8888! 8===> A tough game for tough gamers!
## About This Game
Destroy all asteroids and your self esteem!
ASTROPUPPA will challenge you in a colourful (black and white) 3D (not true,
it’s 2D) battle (most of the time) against rocks a lot of stupid space things
and creatures!
Your aim is to reach the perfect run with 8888 points.
If you don’t manage to do it, it means you are a noob.
So, please, if you fail, don’t tell that the game is too hard or whatever.
It’s because YOU-ARE-A-NOOOOB.
Game features:
\- Fourteen (13) levels with a lot of unpredictable things;
\- Audio FX produced by mouth;
\- hand-drawn (not exactly) Asteroids-like graphics;
\- enhanced instructions to become an ASTROPUPPA Jedi;
\- many many white pixels and an incredible number of black pixels;
\- hard gameplay mechanics to test how much time you can resist without
getting angry and destroying the keyboard;
\- hypocritical elements completely unuseful for people without a human
sensibility;
\- press keys randomly and maybe something will happen.
TIP1: PAUSE KILLS!
TIP2: DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!
And last but not least, if you are a NOOB and you are not able to win at this
game, don’t put a bad review. PUPPA again. The game is not long as the bible,
so you can find the needed minutes to play it.
So, if you put a bad review, it means you surrended and that you are a NOOB!
## Mature Content Description
The developers describe the content like this:
The game may contain some element which can represent sexual arguments in a
ironical way.
Minimum System Requirements | Recommended System Requirements | |
CPU | 1 GHz | 2 GHz |
RAM | 512 MB RAM | 1 GB RAM |
OS | Windows Vista | Windows 7 and later |
Graphics Card | 3D Accelerated 128MB Graphics Card | 3D Accelerated 128MB Graphics Card |
Direct X | Version 9.0c | Version 9.0 |
SOUND CARD | Yes | Yes |
HDD Space | 20 MB available space | 20 MB available space |