5 Minutes to Kill Yourself
Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) is an action game, in which the players, an
office cubicle worker, decides to stick it to the man, by sticking it to
himself. The players has exactly five minutes to navigate through the office,
finding ways to do damage to himself.
The player can be controlled with the arrow keys and can interact with object
and people with the spacebar. People can be talked to, and if the correct
dialogue options are chosen, the player can receive a beating from them.
Objects can be use to inflict direct damage (such as staplers, paper cutters),
indirectly (such as a pinata costume), or ordinary objects can be combined
into weapons (such as a lighter, and a can of spray).
A map can be accessed to find information about the current location, and to
check the amount of damage the player has sustained so far.