_You’re the World’s Most Successful Pickup Artist. Can You Have Sex with the
President of the United States?_ is a text-based adventure game made for the
satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic
story, in which the player is placed in the role of Peter Horny, a pickup
artist renowned for being able to seduce anyone. After years of sleeping with
anyone and everyone, Peter has decided to retire and find someone to settle
down with, but not before having sex with the President of the United States
as one last display of his skills.
The game plays out as a basic choose-your-own-adventure, in which the player
gets a few choices to pick from that will each lead the story in a different
direction. Graphics consist of photographs that give a broad idea of what is
taking place or where the protagonist currently is.