ANAL – The rectum adventure
ANAL: The Rectum Adventure is a textmode proof-of-concept inspired by
R-Type and countless side-scrolling space shooters of its ilk. The game puts
the player in control of a small triangular ship against a scrolling starfield
and amidst a thronging swarm of stupid but dangerous green happy faces, which
will cause the player to lose one life upon contact. The ship is equipped with
infinite ammunition (fortunately, as there are similarly infinite amounts of
enemies) and it can maneuvre around tight spots with the arrow keys if for
whatever reason the player chooses to take a break from the itchy trigger
finger.
Points are awarded upon shooting enemies; there is no goal save achieving a
high score, and then beating that score.
ANAL – The rectum adventure